Welcome to Roasted Cards, the home of offensive cardsbadges, balloons and banners for that special cunt in your life! We have cards to suit any occasion, from Anniversary to Get Well Soon and Birthday’s to Sorry You’re Leaving. New cards are always being added, follow us on Facebook, Instagram and Twitter for the latest designs! Or for something really unique, why not try our Cupcakes! New In! Wank Sock Cards!

We now have age related funny birthday cards for 18th, 21st, 30th, 40th, 50th, 60th and 70th birthdays!

All of our cards come with FREE delivery!

  • i guess you will fucking do funny valentine's day card
  • i love you almost as much as i like to wank
  • thanks for all the orgasms
  • you make my pussy wet funny valentines card
  • funny vegan birthday card
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  • funny wanking cardthe roasted wank sock
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  • birthday bitch rude balloon
  • birthday wanker rude balloon
  • i'm a cunt rude balloon
  • queen cunt rude balloon
  • birthday bitch rude badgeback of badge
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  • i'm a cunt rude badgeback of badge
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  • birthday cunt cupcake
  • i'm a cunt cupcake
  • king cunt cupcakes
  • queen cunt cupcake