Nobody Liked The Dick Anyway – Funny Separation Card

If your friends all thought the same thing, let her know and soften the blow of the demise of the relationship.

Lots more divorce/separation cards here.

SKU: 10354 Category:


Card Message: Nobody liked the dick anyway

About Us

We specialise in cards that have that ‘what the fuck?’ factor. Our cards are meant to shock, be funny and be offensive! Not suitable content for younger eyes!

All of our cards are printed on high quality A4 card stock (folded to A5) and come blank on the inside for you to write your own message. Each card comes in a separate envelope with an additional envelope inside for you to then write the recipients name on.

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All of our cards are posted using Royal Mail First Class post. Please allow 2-3 days to receive your card(s), allowing for weekends and bank holidays. You will receive an email when your card has been posted.


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