Violets Are Blue And Roses Are Red – Wank Sock Card

A Roasted take on a classic love rhyme, ideal for any single male friends on Valentine’s, or indeed at any time!

Attached inside is one of our premium wank socks, featuring a carefully chosen blend of materials to help them in their self pleasure. Bonus: Fully machine washable ūüôā

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£4.99

Card Message:¬†Violets are blue and roses are red, here’s a wank sock, coz you’ve got no one to bed

Sock: Premium quality wanking material (77% cotton, 21% polyester, 2% elastane). Fully machine washable so you can use your wank sock again and again and again.

About Us

We specialise in cards that have that ‘what the fuck?’ factor. Our cards are meant to shock, be funny and be¬†offensive! Not suitable content for younger eyes!

All of our cards are printed on high quality A4 card stock (folded to A5) and come blank on the inside for you to write your own message. Each card comes in a separate envelope with an additional envelope inside for you to then write the recipients name on.

Need help? See our Help centre for¬†FAQ’s¬†and¬†details on our secure payments.

Delivery

All of our cards are posted using Royal Mail First Class post. Please allow 2-3 days to receive your card(s), allowing for weekends and bank holidays. You will receive an email when your card has been posted.

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